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Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess

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Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain

There is no distinctly American criminal class, except Congress.
Mark Twain

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I hope Putin has taken adequate protections. Now that he is a Russian journalist his life may be in grave danger!
Gary Kasparov on Putin's NYT op-ed

Meme Watch

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Pix

I'm not sure if he's a hero, an idiot, or both.

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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue. 
Voltaire

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The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.
Douglas Adams

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There are three teams with swear words in their name: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and Manchester Fucking United #notbitterhonest
Stephen Fry on Twitter today.

Squid Update!

    That's a fucking big squid.

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I loved when Bush came out and said, "We are losing the war against drugs." You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it. 
Bill Hicks

Staals Staap Pleeze

Apparently a real screenshot from last night's Leaf's Hurricanes game.

Explain That Science

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No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. 
Niels Bohr

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There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em. 
Yogi Berra

Crayons For Grownups

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Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real. 
Niels Bohr

Meme Watch

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. 
Bill Cosby

Great Moments In Parenting